Whose Torso?
Can you guess who hammed it up for the cameras by going shirtless in Hollywood last night?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Hot Bodies
Non-Shocker -- MJ Coroner Van Vid Was Fake!
Our apologies to the two of you who actually fell for it, but this video allegedly showing Michael Jackson jumping out of the back of his own coroner's van last week was all a hoax.
German broadcaster RTL says they created the video and posted it with the purpose of showing "how easily users can be manipulated on the internet with hoax videos."
The video wasn't even shot in L.A. -- but Cologne, Germany.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Rod Blagojevich Is The King
Former Illionois Gov. Rod Blagojevich thinks he's above the law. He also thinks he's the second coming of Elvis Presley. He's wrong on both accounts.
Blago, who was paid for the appearance, sung the Elvis classic "Treat Me Nice" as part of a downtown Chicago block party Friday night.
"Jailhouse Rock" would have been a more appropriate song choice.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Politix
Naomi Campbell -- Pocahotmess
One-upping alleged "1/16th Indian" Jessica Simpson, temperamental supermodel Naomi Campbell went to dinner with her boyfriend dressed in some sort of Native American getup in Italy last night.
At times, the 39-year-old catwalk diva goes by the name Dances with Phones.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Fashion
Oompah Loompah Doompety Drunk
What do you do when you pass out from drinks ....
can't seem to walk and your breath really stinks....
No one picks you up 'cause they don't have the heart ...
instead they throw your ass in a luh. gage. cart. 
This photo was snapped at a nightclub in Miami, after one of the Oompah Loompahs from Beacher's Madhouse, who had just performed inside the club, had to be removed from the establishment due to over-consumption.
Apparently, he learned nothing from that Augustus Gloop dude.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
The Dalai Lama -- I Did Inhale
He may not be in the VIP room of a trendy Hollywood club, but the Dalai Lama still likes to snort stuff up his nose every now and then. 
As far as spiritual leaders go, you can't get much higher than the Dalai.
For the record, his holiness was only trying to protect himself from illness -- 'cause even a Lama can catch the swine flu.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Beauty
The Giant Pink Bunny in the Room
Why ski the Italian Alps when you can climb a giant pink bunny?!
This slightly creepy 200 foot toy pink wool rabbit was erected on an Italian mountainside as part of an art installation and will remain until 2025 for hikers to climb.
Eat your heart out Mt. Everest.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Wax Me Up Before You Go-Go!
Some of the realest things about Hollywood heartthrobs are these fake figurines of wax unveiled at Madame Tussauds Hollywood Museum! The likeness is spooky -- but the wax seems to be more vibrant than the real deal.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Photo Galleries
FartGate -- CBS Denies Tiger Supplied It
CBS is broken-hearted, swearing Tiger wasn't the one who farted.
Moonves' minions have finally responded to FartGate '09, telling TMZ Tiger Woods wasn't gassy on 18 at the Buick Open -- and the obvious flatulent sound came from somebody else.
But CBS didn't crack this caper -- refusing to say who cut the cheese.
The mystery lingers...
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, TMZ Sports, Exclusives
Jack Nicholson -- Aqua Lung
Jack Nicholson has perfected a swimming move even Michael Phelps won't try ... the 50 meter backsmoke.
The 72-year-old enjoyed a cig, while floating in the waters off France this weekend.
Who needs a flotation device, when you got a cancer stick?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Photo Galleries
Marilyn Manson Forks on the First Date
Marilyn Manson recently threatened to personally hunt down journalists who criticized him and his band -- and last night in Philly, he brandished his weapon of choice: A fork.
Manson was on his way out of a dinner date in Philadelphia with a mystery new brunette -- a brunette he even kissed on the mouth in front of the entire paparazzi.
Before stealing the kiss, Manson stole a dining utensil from the restaurant, which he eventually chucked at a papper. Fortunately, no serious injuries were suffered in the run-by forking.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
Stephon Marbury Goes Completely 'Off the Wall'
Stephon Marbury -- who's been broadcasting his shirtless, random, "I'm not crazy nor on drugs" rant online for four days now -- brought the wackness again this morning, rocking out to Michael Jackson songs in white face.
O.K., so it's facial cleanser, but still ... he's out there.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, TMZ Sports
Rivers Rips Reporter -- Drops F-Bomb, Live!
A live interview with Joan Rivers went horribly wrong on "Good Day Sacramento" this morning -- after a reporter pissed off the comic so much, that she killed the segment and dropped the F-Bomb on LIVE TV!! 
It all went down after one of the reporters tried to crack a joke about Joan's daughter -- but Rivers wasn't laughing.
Instead, she cussed the guy out until the people at the show cut off her mic ... too little too late.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
