If there was a gun to your head, would you rather kiss former plus-sized, flesh eating virus laden jerk Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis (left) or miniscule real life troll doll Verne Troyer (right)?
Filed under: Nurse!, Verne Troyer
Amid a throng of boos and with her Jesus Juice in hand, medical oddity Amy Winehouse barely managed to crack out a performance at an English music festival over the weekend. Check out some of the lowlights.
Filed under: Beauty, Nurse!, Amy Winehouse
Her famously restricting ties to the world of bondage won't get "American Idol" reject Frenchie Davis booted off of her latest gig -- in fact, it probably got her the job!
Like many a wannabeen before her, the Season 2 loser performed at a Toronto street fair over the weekend, but this was no local balloon festival -- it was a leather and fetish fair! The safe word is "desperate."
Frenchie's kinky gig actually makes perfect sense, since going on "Idol" requires being a masochist.
Filed under: American Idol, Nurse!
Her big breasts aren't the only thing British boob Katie Price is getting rid of.
After allegedly having breast reduction surgery last week, Katie picked up a few things at a Hollywood drugstore -- including everyone's favorite stool softener, Dulcolax.
A girl has gotta watch her figure.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Nurse!
Looks like the Transformers sequel will be back on track.
Shia LaBeouf was snapped walking out of a medical building in Glendale, CA this afternoon. Hand it to Shia -- he makes recovery look good.
Filed under: Nurse!, Shia LaBeouf
The Material Marm turns 18,250 days old today, but it looks like she's been frozen in time.
The 50-year-old is officially a golden girl.
Kim Kardashian's eyeballs got shot by frickin' laser beams when she went in to get LASIK surgery -- so it was probably a bad idea for the paps to let their flashbulbs go off on her sensitive peepers.
Filed under: Nurse!, Kim Kardashian
It looks like Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise" needs an exterminator!
We're told Coolio was in Rapid City, S.D. when he got bit by a rogue spider and had to go to the hospital for treatment.
His rep, Susan Haber, confirms Coolio did seek help at the local hospital but has since fully recovered. See what happens when you style your hair like a Tarantula?
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters, Nurse!
Looks like Shia LaBeouf is giving Billy Bob Thornton a run for the new Freddy Kreuger role.
Sportin' busted up black fingernails due to bruising and bleeding, the accident-prone star was snapped in Glendale, Calif. on Wednesday.
Word is he won't have to have any fingers amputated.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!, Shia LaBeouf
Here's goth rocker Marilyn Manson (left) at in Seoul on Wednesday -- and lovely pop icon Michael Jackson (right).
Neither of them is a white woman.
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Michael Jackson, We're Just Sayin', Nurse!
Hayden Panettiere's mom Lesley tried hiding yesterday under a pair of her best white "Risky Business" sunglasses. The question: What is she hiding?
Lesley was allegedly clocked on the left cheek by her husband during a drunken spat Monday morning. Law enforcement tells us her cheek was bruised.
We're told the case will be referred to the D.A., but after hubby Alan was released from the pokey, we got video of the two of them walking the dog. If Lesley has a change of heart, good luck getting a conviction.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Hot Mamas, Hayden Panettiere, Nurse!
This one makes a case for actually watching "Dancing With the Stars." It's kinda lame, but no one gets hurt, except of course those who deserve to.
Vanesa Ramirez was partying at Level 3 in Hollywood last May, when she slipped on the dance floor, injuring her left ankle. Bouncers gingerly placed Ramirez on a chair ... which broke, sending her to the ground a second time.
Ramirez wants more than $25,000, so at least something won't be broke anymore.
UPDATE: A jury's not gonna like this one. Level 3 just got back to us. They say the woman was wearing 6" heels so of course she fell on the dance floor. As for the chair breaking, they say she weighed too much -- 180 lbs.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Nurse!
After a visit to her boob surgeon, it's unclear if there's more or less of Katie Price to despise.
The 30-year-old mother of three came to the U.S. to get her girls reduced, but last week said she was thinking of getting them super-sized. She was shielded as she left the Dr's office. So we ask.....
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!
Before "Idol," his E! gig, radio show or having his TV talk show canceled, 19-year-old Ryan Seacrest flashed his best "Blue Steel" pose in a ridiculous photo shoot back in '94.
If only Lou Pearlman had gotten his hands on him before Merv Griffin.
Filed under: American Idol, Hot Bodies, Nurse!
Here's punk rock relic Iggy Pop (left) in Toronto on Wednesday -- and "Sex and the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker (right).
One of them is known as "the Rock Iguana."
We're just sayin'!
Filed under: We're Just Sayin', Nurse!
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