The Cruises Go Knuts for Knut


Leading the pack through the Berlin Zoo yesterday was baby Suri, obligingly programmed by parents Tom and Katie to HAPPY WALK mode. She had plenty of cuteness competition from the Zoo's most famous resident, Knut, the polar bear.

The legal alien trio strolled through the zoo, attempting to appear as oblivious as possible to paps with that Frozen Thetan Grin©. No word if any sudden moves were made.

The group is in Germany while the third Mrs.Cruise's husband films that Hitler movie. Macht nichts!



Tags: Katie Holmes, KatieHolmes, Suri, Suri Cruise, SuriCruise, Tom and Katie, Tom Cruise, TomAndKatie, TomCruise

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31. That's funny. "Legal Alien Trio".

Pretty much on target as well. Wonder who the real father is? Must be from Japan or China from the looks of the baby.

TOM! Come out of the closet Tom!

Posted at 3:32PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Buzz

32.
Lizette - you have blown you cover!
You are obviously a Scientology 'plant', to post comments about how ' wonderful' it is!

Posted at 3:45PM on Aug 13th 2007 by tom

33. Again, all of these people with their crappy comments...they look pretty normal to me! (aside from all of the TMZ idiots following them around) They look happy and Suri looks like a beautiful happy child. As for the hair....Tom's looks a little "Hitler-ish" b/c of the movie I would assume!

Posted at 3:46PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Ms. Behavin

34. So whats the deal with the snide mean jabs? as always reporters don't report, they inject their personal take on the situation, no credibility here!!!

Posted at 3:50PM on Aug 13th 2007 by grammy

35. nothing negative to say, really. just that katie looks tired and like her arm is going to fall off. tom should've given her a break and carried suri for a bit too!

Posted at 3:55PM on Aug 13th 2007 by blugardenia

36. I guess you think this is funny? Back to the writing table.

Posted at 4:04PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Allison

37. are all scientologists rich???? the happy ones we see all have lotsa $$$$$ and don't seem to stay in the same place for a very long time!! and tom's been looking like a pillsbury dough boy too!! katie's hair looks awful -- why on earth do they compare it to victoria beckham's?? OHHH aren't the beckham's looking for another home -- they won't be tom's neighbors anymore!!!!!

Posted at 4:13PM on Aug 13th 2007 by martha

38. Hey LRT - why is it that non-heterosexuals need to come out of the closet? Stop being so nosey. It's none of your business what the sexual preference of anyone is and I so totally respect people from keeping their prefences to themselves. Gays and Lesbians who are so adamantly vocal about the preferences of others, to me must have issues with their own sexuality. That can be the only reason why they would think anyone cares or why they feel the need to get in our faces about what they are doing behind closed doors.

Posted at 4:13PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Allison

39. Lizette...perfect life? perfect marriage? Are you insane or are you waiting for the next Thetan UFO to come and pick you up too? Get your tinfoil hat on and wait at the bus stop. I'm sure your "ride" will pick you up soon.

Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Lein

40. OH MY GOD!!! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!! This could actually be nothing more than just a happy family, trying to take their daughter to the zoo! Can you believe anyone would do such a thing?! Quick people, we need to start hating on them and saying really mean things about them. I mean, my gosh, how dare a man take his wife and child to the zoo. The nerve of it! Next thing you know, they might even end up having a dinner date or something! We must stop this with our hateful words at once!

That is EXACTLY how rediculous and paranoid you haters sound with your hateful comments on these two trying to have some family time.

Posted at 4:24PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Stimpy

41. You should really lay off this family. Apart from his beliefs Tom seems like a great father. He is very attentive to his two older children and basically has custody of them and he completely adores Suri. She is one of the happiest toddlers I have ever seen. You want to make fun of a family??? How about Brangelina - do those kids ever look happy????

Posted at 5:04PM on Aug 13th 2007 by catt

42. Most families visiting a zoo would bring (and use) stroller, walk slowly, and stop to let the toddler enjoy seeing the animals. Dad would help Mom carry the child and join in to point out animals they see and even imitate the animal sounds.

Suri is held like a sack of potatoes and has to entertain herself (by chewing on her blanket and nodding her head back in forth) as Mom and Dad rush from point A to point B (with Mom being prodded along by the neck) to let photos be taken. From that video, you can't even tell they are at a zoo.

What a fun outing!!!

Posted at 5:28PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Anne12

43. Oh. My. God. You mean a family with a young daughter is going to the ZOO??? My god! What earth-shaking, shocking and incredible news!!! Oh, and, oh, wow, they all have BROWN hair!! That's worth noting, isn't it. Why don't you point out that they were all walking on two legs, while you're at it TMZ. Frankly, I watched this with the sound off, and they simply look like a normal, average, couple with their baby, doing normal, family stuff. Beautiful!
Oh, and for the j-a who rags on Tom Cruise for "leaving his wife" for Katie, and breaking up Katie's relationship with Chris Klein. Uhhhh...Penelope Cruz was in between breaking up with Nicole Kidman and marrying Katie Holmes. And Katie had already been broken up with Chris for at least a few months.
Oh god, why do I know this??

Posted at 5:08PM on Aug 13th 2007 by SK

44. cult freaks!
the zoo is perfect place for these freaks...................(sorry animals we love you)
a special cage for cult members!

Posted at 5:31PM on Aug 13th 2007 by SJW

45. #42, no, brangelina haven't been grooming their BABIES/toddlers to flirt with the paps like this d o u c h e b a g family has. They've clearly taught her how to wave at them since that wedding they went to. Their kids are NORMAL and are frightened by all the cameras, they probably pick up on their parents tension, UNLIKE these media w h o r e s, who constantly put on a good show.
Who knows, maybe these are paps specifically hired by the gay midget, and she probably recognizes them all . I mean seriously HOW DID they find out TC was going to fly to a empty field????

Posted at 5:33PM on Aug 13th 2007 by libraesque

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